Dog's Revenge - Michael Vick Dog Chew Toy!!!

Ok, time for poking some fun at a professional (or, formerly professional) athlete who screwed up. Now he's a professional license plate maker/rock pounder/chain gang banger.

http://www.vickdogchewtoy.com/

Get your dog the Michael Vick Dog Chew Toy today. Help your dog get a good workout. This toy is the toughest toy your dog can tackle. It flies, bounces, and floats. It's a winning toy that will last season after season.

Your dog will be glad you did, especially if the dog keeps up with current news events.

Hockey Players Who Bite - WTF???

OK, Hockey is a tough sport. That's why so many people love the sport. Duh! It's the only sport I know of besides boxing, wrestling, and martial arts, where you can get away with fighting. Now why would some stupid Ottawa Senator get nailed for BITING ANOTHER PLAYER? How much steroid abuse do you have to participate in to bite another player in front of the whole NHL???

I guess maybe a suspension is good for the league. Now people won't think hockey is so brutal.

http://www.buffalonews.com/sports/story/542977.html

Nice. Well, usually I do not wish ill will on another human being. However, since this Jarkko Ruutu excuse for a human being decided to bite one of my Sabres, plus he's a scumbag Ottawa Senator, then here's what I think should happen: he should be bitten back by someone else. Or maybe by a snake, since that's what he is. He's the first snake to walk on his hind legs, oh, and he's also the first snake with legs. The Devil would be proud. So would Mike Tyson.

Then, after he can't understand what he did wrong, kick him out of the leage forever. Then, kick him in the guts until he sings the American National Anthem. Then pull all his teeth out (whatever he has left - he's a hockey player) and we won't have to live in fear that anyone else will get bitten by his rabid mouth.

OK, I'm fine now.